Every n00b down in n00bville liked V-day a lot
But the Grinch who was leet, he most surely DID NOT!
The Grinch hated V-day, and the cards and the hearts
and he hated the n00bz, and their shoes and their hats
So he made a reactor, which was no easy task
and he smuggled plutonium, laying low but still fast
and soon it was ready, he felt grand as a duke
he made a pink, radioactive, Saint V-day's nuke.
He wrapped it with ribbons and adorned it with mints
and with choco and candy and all sorts of red tints
And he went down the n00bsquare, in the parliament house
and he left the nuke there, in a great wooden mouse
"It's a gift" he told the guards, "have no care and no fear"
"I know you can't put it inside, so I'll just leave it here
Please just keep an eye on it, let no thieves have their way
it will spoil the surprise and will ruin our day"
"Okey dokey" said the n00bguards "you seem pretty Okay"
"besides it's the V-day, it's a time to be gay
and to waste your good money on all sorts of pink crap
like this big wooden mouse, that's no doubt modern art"
And so the Grinch left the n00bville, for once and for all
and he did move to Cuba, and bought a big fishing pole
And got wasted with rum, and with whiskey and beer
And he loved everybody, straight, bi and queer
And at the midnight of V-day, the pink nuke went kaboom
no more n00bz in the world, now there's plenty of room
Yet sadly this story never happened for real
the n00bz are a-plenty, and a-growing are still
But one day, I wish, a leet Grinch will appear
and will blast all the n00bz to places surreal
and do know that if people keep up pushing me
then I'll finally snap, and that Grinch will be me
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