How the Grinch stole V-day

Every n00b down in n00bville liked V-day a lot

But the Grinch who was leet, he most surely DID NOT!

The Grinch hated V-day, and the cards and the hearts

and he hated the n00bz, and their shoes and their hats

So he made a reactor, which was no easy task

and he smuggled plutonium, laying low but still fast

and soon it was ready, he felt grand as a duke

he made a pink, radioactive, Saint V-day's nuke.

He wrapped it with ribbons and adorned it with mints

and with choco and candy and all sorts of red tints

And he went down the n00bsquare, in the parliament house

and he left the nuke there, in a great wooden mouse

"It's a gift" he told the guards, "have no care and no fear"

"I know you can't put it inside, so I'll just leave it here

Please just keep an eye on it, let no thieves have their way

it will spoil the surprise and will ruin our day"

"Okey dokey" said the n00bguards "you seem pretty Okay"

"besides it's the V-day, it's a time to be gay

and to waste your good money on all sorts of pink crap

like this big wooden mouse, that's no doubt modern art"

And so the Grinch left the n00bville, for once and for all

and he did move to Cuba, and bought a big fishing pole

And got wasted with rum, and with whiskey and beer

And he loved everybody, straight, bi and queer

And at the midnight of V-day, the pink nuke went kaboom

no more n00bz in the world, now there's plenty of room

Yet sadly this story never happened for real

the n00bz are a-plenty, and a-growing are still

But one day, I wish, a leet Grinch will appear

and will blast all the n00bz to places surreal

and do know that if people keep up pushing me

then I'll finally snap, and that Grinch will be me